Four things, and a lizard.

Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.

pleasedontleadmeon:

surrexi:

fujiidom:

dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

roxinpunch:

This is perfect. I’m so satisfied with the timing of everything.

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marielikestodraw:

New Bourne Legacy trailer.

This is officially the film I’m the most excited about this Summer. JFC. Jeremy Renner, I can’t anymore.

trumspringa

n. the temptation to step off your career track and become a shepherd in the mountains, following your flock between pastures with a sheepdog and a rifle, watching storms at dusk from the doorway of a small cabin, just the kind of hypnotic diversion that allows your thoughts to make a break for it and wander back to their cubicles in the city.

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There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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allon-sy:

renomelissa:

thebatchild:

avengnerds:

the-listening:

stark-spangled:

Avengers Assemble Outfits

I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.

GIMME

holD UP IS THAT A VERSAEMERGE BRACELET FOR HAWKEYE JFC

give me haWKEYE AND COULSON

I WANT ALL THE OUTFITS

ALL THE SHOES

ARE THERE LINKS?  WHERE ARE LINKS?

I’d wear all of these, especially Black Widow, Hawkeye and Loki.

Mine, All MINE

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hazelthinking:

slugbox:

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

I love humanity sometimes.

Das cool. I want a fruit keyboard.

But why has no one made a gifset of Captain Jack Harkness fighting alongside Captain America in World War II?

littleboatfullofwater:

sleepinnude:

devonwood:

chatterboxrose:

And then Captain Jack in the Avengers and Captain America wondering if he got frozen too and Jack just laughs and says it’s a bit more complicated than that and Steve is just like, what’s more complicated than that. 

And then Jack hits on Steve for the first time in 70 years and Steve is actually happy to hear it because this is his old buddy.

yes exactly ;_;

SOMETHING THAT HASN’T CHANGED

STOP IT. I’M HAVING FEELS

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

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